Thursday, November 25, 2004
yawn.. damn freeking bored.. or else i wudnt b bloggin wud i? hahax.. niwaes, have been going online for d past few days.. waiting 4 sumbody.. but nvr online ar dat person.. or at least when im online, she isn.. niweas, if got any typo error for this post, sori ar.. my middle finger got snapped ydae.. hutsr bloody lot.. especially at d joint.. haiz.. damn bored now.. y d hell isn there dk todae? freak lah shukri.. now im like bored to death.. oh yar.. forgot.. tomoro performance.. so todae resting day.. i mean dats logical ar.. unlike my skool dk.. or anything in my skool PBM, if 2moro performance, 2dae burn till nite.. like tarian, dk, dk and dk.. n den dey make us come fckuing erly d nex day.. dats fckuing lame ar.. i mean for dose who live in yishun or anth okay ar.. fcking near.. but ppl who live in JURONG WEST.. damnit.. if end at nine plus.. reach home eleven.. den nid to shower, eat all dat... den got any hmwrk or anth.. till 2 am.. den dey told us to reach skool at eight dat day.. so wake up at 6.. damn la.. evn if go skool at nine, i still wake up at 6.. standard.. dan lah.. dats insane.. den go skool train sumore b4 performance.. example: JUARA TARI 04.. kani**.. but damnit ar.. i'd rather go 4 bayana dk now den to rot at home.. fcku.. my finger hurst.. niwae, ydae got guitar.. n dk.. but i nvr go dk.. koz guitar frm 9-1.. dk frm 8-1.. clash.. evn if i go for dk for d first hr oni, i wud b late 4 guitar.. frm bukit batok to bishan dok.. den guitar got pt.. play soccer ar, as usual.. i played barefooted, koz i didnt wan 2 dirty my shoe.. damn.. first minute of d game leadi slip.. hahax.. n i didn bring my pe shorts.. so played in half u(half uniform).. so when i slipped, it was kinna obvious la, koz white shorts.. niwae, we lost wif a score of 5-1.. guess wad? da oni goal my team got was by our goalkeeper.. hahax.. chin heng.. he threw d ball.. went straight into d goalpost.. koz d other goalkeeper, yu sheng, was in mid field.. hahax.. yu sheng owaes duz dat la.. like in guitar camp.. he was my team goalkeeper.. he wud end up at d opponents goalpost.. omoz scoring.. but opponent owaes get d ball, shoot at our open goal, n never score.. hahax.. n yusheng scored a goal ydae oso.. hahax.. bloody hell.. slipped n fall a few times i think.. n stepped on shit plenty more times.. not shit ar.. i think wet fertilizers.. n went home wif scratches on my foot.. on my right leg 4 or 5.. left leg none.. koz i take corners, free kicks n all dat wif right leg wad.. hahax.. after dat went to wash leg at toilet outside gymnasium.. or d multi purpose hall as sum calls it.. cos got d gym stuff.. got a whole area for judokas to play judo.. got 8 or so table tennis tables.. den got rock climbing rock walls.. all in one hall.. niwaes, when i was going out of d toilet, i absentmindedly slam open d door.. n forgot to withdraw my hand.. so m y fingers got slammed along.. but oni my mid fing hurst a lot now.. tuesday(d day b4 ydae) went jln raya wif anwaar, adly, syafiq, taufiq azim.. met at khatib mrt.. i was late.. coz i was watching beyblade.. haha.. d first thing adly asked when he saw me was 'Tak pakai jacket? (nvr wear jacket?)'.. k@n!n@.. hahax.. for one thing, its a sweater la dok.. second, d sweater colour tak matching ngan baju kurong aku.. hahax.. so we walk n wlk.. anwaar met us outside ntuc, den went his house.. ate spaghetti n chicken.. n kueh.. den went adly's house.. ate roti, kari ngan chicken.. adly said ('said' as in past tense of 'say', not 'adly rizal bin SAID' kinna 'said'.. hahax..) his mum wanted 2 cook spaghetti oso.. but change of menu.. den went to cikgu wani's house at bukit batok.. dammit.. dey made me do d koling.. n cikgu had to rush frm her skool back to her hse bcoz we were coming.. haiz.. den after dat tumpang sembayang at her hse.. n we were like bickering n pointing fingers at each other abt who's gonna b d imam.. at first dey told me to, koz i batch ic.. den we played oyabeyasom(speling mcm budak belo je) to c who shud b imam.. den dey forced taufik azim to imam, koz he was d pengantin on dat dae(idungetthejoke either).. after dat watched smurf den went my house.. reach my house at 7.. den watched double happiness.. den dey went to taufiq azim n syafiq's hse.. i didnt go, coz got guitar n dk d nex dae..or i tot there was.. i smsed anwaar at abt nine plus(dey finished at 11).. i told him 'kalau aku ikot korang besok aku maen dk tutop mate dok..'(if i follow u all 2moro i play dk wif eyes close dok ).. niwaes, at nite shukri sms me saed dk was at 8.. d plan was frm 12 to like 6 plus.. dats d usual bayana training time.. dunno why he change.. oh yar, n when i was out wif d ri guyz, there was dk training concurrently oso.. so in d end i missed 2 sessions, tues n wed.. so 2moro performance i die la.. hahax.. i still dunno d kelantan, matang, and yengki lines.. n i dunno any ragam except for intro.. damn.. screwed.. so 2moro i hav 2 rush frm bishan to bukitbatok to have last min rehearsal.. den perform.. d whole thingey finish at ten.. n saturday i going jln2 wif my madrasah frenz.. damn.. i bet im gonna fall asleep in one of their houses man.. hahax.. den sunday i got sum mendaki thingey.. i volunteered to be an usher or sumthin.. no, not d 'yeah yeah' Usher kinna usher, but d point directions kinna usher.. lolz.. oh yar.. when i was at cikgu's hse, Fatimah smsed me.. she changed her hp number.. den d anwaar buaya kaypo asked who wasit n all dat crap.. den ask me if she jambu or not.. den adly cut thru and told anwaar 'u trust his taste?' c#!b@!.. den i juz answer ar, 'tak tau, kau tanye ar'.. den i gave anwaar her number n he smsed her.. n didnt stop smsing till nite.. hahax.. tau tau next yr tibe2 anwaar suroh buat combined cip wif crescent girls.. hahax.. for me? i still looking forward to a combine cip wif bukit batok sec ar.. haha.. dunno y oso.. ouh.. look at d time now.. gtg for now.. toodles..
oh yar.. i got to 3H.. double sci(physic n chem, d 2 compulsory sciences) n lit n history.. n d compulsory social studies.. fcku lah.. but it was my first choice.. hahax.. chowz dok!
strummed the guitar at 11/25/2004 02:59:00 PM
Sunday, November 21, 2004
finally.. now playing checkers wif my evil twin brudder.. while discussing a few stuff.. hmm.. he's bloody gd at chess.. dunno if im better at MSN checkers.. haiz.. damn sianz.. i missed a post production party for d cancer drama play thingey.. it was TODAE.. 11am to 4pm at palawan beach.. n guess wad? i juz found out 5 mins b4 4pm.. wadahell.. niwaes, i dunno y.. but i seem to b in a veri bad mood since these few dayz.. haiz.. i dunno lah.. so many stuff to handle.. my mind mixed up.. haiz.. niwaes, sum ppl think im turning into a mat.. wadahell.. dun ask me.. coz i oso not certain.. n like not oni one person saed dat.. quite a few ppl.. haiz.. im confused.. i mean, wad d definition of a mat niwaes? i mean, i noe a mat when i encounter one, but i dun seem gd at describing one.. oh kewl.. one of my pieces got eaten.. *eat back*.. hahax.. oh dear.. aku ngah puase 6 lagi makan makan.. hahax.. out of point.. niwaes.. haiz.. wadaheck.. i dun evn noe who i m now.. i suddenly remember my first few sec 2 mother tongue lessons.. we learnt abt 'jati diri'.. for doz who dunno, jatidiri means sumthing like self identity, or sumthin like dat.. haiz.. wait a min.. y m i fretting so much abt dis? argh! MUZ...FOCUS...ON...S..Y..F..GOLD..MEDAL!!!!!.. n madrasah dk of coz.. speaking of which.. ydae i had dk practice.. for 26 NOVEMBER performance.. one week away.. havent done a single shit.. wadahell.. i signed up for one performance.. suddenly got 3.. hahax.. diz one is for sum hari raya performance.. n 2moro, tuesday n wednesday gonna have sum hardcore practice.. coz we havent done a single thing.. argh.. darn.. i oleadi forgot d juara chorus.. damn.. i tot dk was gonna b slack.. coz we had 3 months b4 d 26 DECEMBER show.. didnt noe we had another TWO shows.. and ANOTHER whole new SET OF SONGS for one of d other shows.. argh.. but i hope d 26 DECEMBER day wun be like d RI open house thingey la.. have to perform a few times.. n dis one is like omoz d complete set.. d open house we oni did tepok10 juara n tepok10.. n it was leadi exhausting enuf.. yeaee.. i think im winning d checkers game.. toodles!
strummed the guitar at 11/21/2004 04:20:00 PM
Monday, November 15, 2004
finally!!! long time no blog.. haiz.. damn sad.. i asked sumbody out 2 go jalan2 raya.. but.. nvm.. niwaes.. anybody here a fan of Disney? hahax.. nvm.. niwaes, u noe rite Disney got produce dis movie Aladdin in year 1995 or sumthin rite? hahax.. its a nice story ar.. i like it.. i had an LD.. budden d LD player spoil.. so i havent watched d show since 1998 or sumthin.. haiz.. have been looking for a VCD version of it.. for like how many years.. budden i finally got a copy of it a few days ago!! hahax.. n i watched it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.. exageration!! hahax.. i oni watched it 5 times.. oh yar.. den 2 days b4 hari raya i helped my mum wif d kuih.. wait.. wrong.. i did d kuih on MY OWN.. hahax.. but i oni did one type la.. chocolate chip cookies.. hahax.. i bake eat bake eat bake eat.. so i oni got like one container left.. hahax.. n i started baking from after break fast till 3.30 am!! dats like wad? 7.5 hrs? for one container? i rock! haha.. me ek pathur ho!! haha.. (raise an eyebrow to evil twin brudder).. haha.. niwaes, d cookies rocks.. wait.. wrong.. d cookie rocks.. or d cookies rock.. haiz.. nvm.. niwaes, it was damn funni.. i was short of choc chips by 200 grams.. i didnt have any walnut.. i didn use d rite type of sugar.. so i replace lots of crap.. i used cashew nut instead of walnut.. i used caster sugar instead of finesugar.. i added chocolate flavoring 2 give dat chocolate flavor.. n color.. but it turned out great!! hahax.. den i juz realised 2dae i cud have added cocoa instead of chocolate flavoring.. hahax.. ouh well.. i dun feel like blogging now.. sad ar.. toodlez!
strummed the guitar at 11/15/2004 11:49:00 AM
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
hahax.. 2nd post of d day.. i want 2 post abt sumthin, but cant remember wad, but meanwhile, i juz post my madrasah dk matang lyrics ar:
Bukakanlah hati,
Hati suci lagi murni,
Bukakanlah minda,
Hulurkan bantuan,
Tanda berusaha.
my fav amongst all other songs in d set.. but yengki not bad ar.. niwaes, d lyrics belongs to shukri bin suhaimi, d lyrics writer n oso d dk ic.. so dun anyhow copy it or anth..
strummed the guitar at 11/09/2004 04:18:00 PM
finally got to blog!! yeaee!! niwaes, juz did sum questionnaire or sumthin junnow.. here it is:
------START-------
Starting Time- 1441 hrs
Date- 9 november 2004
Name on Birth Certificate- Mohd Taufiq bin Mohamed Hussein
Nicknames- *inhale* Effendy, Fendy, .pj, Taufiq White, Taufiq Vanilla, Taufiq Soyabean(wait, was dat spelled correctly?), Taufiq Santan,Taufiq Black(ironically), Jo, fRendy, FireHairstyle, VelcroHair, clonerz.. and d list goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on..
Age- 14
Birth date- 070790
School- Raffles Institution
Location- sumwhere under d sun
Height- 166cm
Shoe Size- cant remember
Hair colour- black
Brothers/Sisters- apart from my "Evil Twin Brudder", none
Who lives with you- mum, dad n d baby house lizard which refuses to get out of my kitchen since last week
When's your bedtime- abt 12 am, or 1 am.. dunno
------RIGHT NOW-------
Wearing- orientation camp shirt n jeans
Feeling- bored
Eating- nothing, im fasting
Drinking-nothingInhaling- air
Thinking about- sumbody at d other end of d rainbow
Listening to- my computer humming*hummm*
Talking to- my cuz
Watching- erm.. d monitor*raise eyebrow*?
-------IN THE LAST 24 HOURS-------
Cried- nope
Worn a skirt- *raise eyebrow again*
Met someone new- chij toa payoh primary gurls ydae n henry park primary kids todae
Cleaned your room- yar.. duh
Done laundry- erm.. nope.. did it last week tho..Drove a car- yar.. rite
-------DO YOU BELIEVE IN-------
Yourself- yar
Your friends- sum ppl
Santa- nopesTooth fairy- is dis a sindiran? nope!
Destiny/fate- yar
Angels- yar
Ghosts- erm.. i guess so
UFO's- not really
-------FRIENDS AND LIFE-------
Who have you known the longest of your friends?- my kindergaten frenz.. but not in contact nimore..
Who's the weirdest? - erm..
Who do you go to for advice?- my bez fren, my cuz, my evil twin brother
Best feeling in the world- orgasm.. wadahell!! jkjk.. love? dunno.. hahax
Who will respond to this e-mail the fastest?- dunno
Who sent this to you?- syafiqah
time- dunno
lolz.. niwaes, abt 2dae.. DRAMA IS OVER!!! hahax.. im free!!.. gdbye Children Cancer Foundation! gdbye CHIJ Toa Payoh Primary! Gdbye bloody Henry Park kids!
hahax.. niwae, junnow performed at henry park primary, 2 shows back to back.. d first show d audience were gd.. primary 2 n 4.. d second show p5 p6, wdh.. i hate dem.. especially d p6.. dey think dey like damn big leady, damn kool.. i was amongst dem, koz i was a cancer cell.. bloody hell.. dey juz suck.. dey crack lame jokes.. evn lamer den my jokes.. den dey criticise us like nuts wif their limited small kid vocab.. dats y during d scene when my group was suppose to run to d back of d hall thru d audience, i told paul to kick sum kids aside.. hahax.. but we aimed first lah.. n d kids were like "Oi! Oi!".. damn.. hahax.. niwaes, ydae show was better.. paul wasn there coz he got prefects camp.. so my grp was oni me, melissa and elena.. luckily d hall wasnt dat big, coz i cant project for nuts.. n evrione got a CD each.. n d audience were nice peeps.. i was expecting dem to like laf at us or sumthin(which we deserved), but dey didnt la.. juz laf at our costumes oni(who wudnt laf at a guy and 2 gurls huddled 2gether wif stockings/pantyhoses over their heads?).. n 2dae was henry park.. not bad ar first audience.. me n paul scared d audience ard us like nuts.. hahax.. den when huddle together i was like biting my finger ar.. koz elena was like tickling me.. n i was like trying to freeze.. n elena called me VelcroHair.. coz bits of my hair was jutting out of d stocking when i wear it, n it feels like velcro.. hahax, sadistic.. damn! forgot to ask 4 their numbers.. nvm
rewind to last sundae.. madrasah dk rehearsal.. den rehearse for a hari raya performance which we r NOT performing, well, moz of us arent.. oni 4 peeps frm d team will b selected 2 perform at MINDS wif d VJC dk ppl.. n we were thinking of using d same set of songs (which r not appropriate) for d hari raya performance, koz d minds kids wun evn understand d lyrics.. budden dey changed their minds.. but d ragam was like damn kool.. too bad we not using it for d 26 december performance..
oh yar, dk performance at Hong Kah North Community Centre;
Its a family carnival by masjid Al-Raudha to raise funds for its, erm, roof? hahax..
i got d coupon tickets for buying stuff on dat day.. so contact me if u interested.. but my fone now sumthing wrong.. so pandai2 contact me if u want.. highlight for d day: Special performance by Si Bayana Emas(wif guest awok: Taufiq Black.. hahax.. yar rite)..
back to d story.. i was suppose 2 go for dk rehearsal on saturday, but go drama final rehearsal, so cant go.. but sunday i came ar.. dugong was sleeping on d classroom floor.. den i sat ard.. abg shukri came in, woke dugong up.. den he told us to go down n help wif d porridge thingey.. help dem pack or sumthin.. den came up, d ppl arrive leadi.. more or less.. bob, sapek, toyol, bunga(flower), lembu(cow), afiq n others dat i 4got their names.. so we start.. den found out one of d guyz got kicked out.. cant remember who.. but dat guy damn jack.. koz he wanted 2 sms his gurl but accidentally sms to shukri.. n in his sms he claimed he was supposed to b d juara, den got brought down to awok, den he quit koz he not happy wif it.. hahax.. d juara was either afiq or shukri himself, n not dat guy.. so shukri read out d sms to us.. damn jack sia dat guy.. cant remember his name tho.. oh well..
niwaes, junnow toking 2 my cuz.. help her wif her blog.. den chat summore.. damn sad story.. oh well.. i think i crap enuf 4 d day.. toodles!
strummed the guitar at 11/09/2004 02:59:00 PM
Thursday, November 04, 2004
oh yar.. tried out one quiz frm sumones blog.. damnit.. niwaes, here's wad i got:
The PJ's You Are Most Like: UnderwearYou enjoy the simple things in life and aren't hard to pleaseYou have an understated, easy sexyness that men loveAnd you're confident enough to pull it off - without being overbearing
What Kind of PJ's Are You? Take This Quiz :-)
Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance. |  |
damn..
strummed the guitar at 11/04/2004 02:23:00 PM
finally get to update.. ouh god.. hari raya is coming, n i didnt evn noe.. bloody shit.. until 2dae of coz.. my cuz told me.. bloody hell.. i havent started baking yet.. shoots.. n my schedule is like damn full.. muz set aside weekends to do intense baking.. wa lao.. can imaging how havoc-ish my kitchen will be sia.. oh well.. shoots.. 4got wad to write abt.. oh well, i'll write wads thru my mind.. MADRASAH DK!! wait, u all noe wad i mean by dk rite? dikir barat.. okay.. niwaes, last sunday was my last madrasah day.. got exam.. oso got dk preview performance b4 d exam.. damn.. haha.. d saturday b4 d exam got dk rehearsal.. till abt 5.30.. den went grandmas house.. break fast there.. my cuz made sum orange cold drink or sumthng.. but i didnt drink.. muzn loose my voice.. n d chicken rise oso i didnt eat d sambal.. damn scared.. hahax.. till today i havent drank any cold water.. coz i going to have drama performance on nov 8.. not madrasah.. combined production wif rgs.. its kind of a musical.. so muzn lose my voice!.. niwaes, abt d preview.. as u all (might) have already known.. I SCREWED IT UP!! well, not d whole of it, but a hell lot of it! exagerating lah, but still.. i screwed it up.. kept doing d wrong ragam.. argh.. ppl doing d juara 1 ragam, i continued wif juara 2.. damn.. den ppl did ragam on d rite, i did on d left.. hahax.. n dugong wasn available.. so i sat next to bob n sumone else.. cant remember who.. den dat guy was like asking when he looked at d video, "Siape ni gerak2 semacam je?(whos dis guy moving abt like shit?) oh, kau lah(oh, its u)".. hahax.. n at d end, abang shukri was saying to d 'audience'(madrasah morning session students) dat d purpose of d performance was to promote Si Bayana Emas(d dk grp name) and that anyone interested to join pls stay back.. so in d end nobody was at d hall except for us.. hahax.. geddit? fine.. ie: NOBODY wanted to join dk la.. eh wait, come to think of it.. i juz realise dat im in 2 dk grps.. Adi Ningrat and Si Bayana Emas.. hahax.. ouh well.. den after dat went straight to class.. damn scared, coz i didnt study 4 d xam.. but got help frm ppl ard.. hahax.. naughty me.. den i 'quarreled' wif maisarah.. or sumthin like dat.. till now i nvr msg her.. while my dear raden khairulfadly was like dragging me to jurong point to accompany him to buy her a present.. n i actually wasnt dat pleased wif him lah.. coz he put me into dk, i pulled him wif me.. den he nvr go for any rehearsal except for d first 2.. ouh well.. shoots.. 2.19.. gtg soon.. got drama later.. haiz.. gonna break fast outside home again.. toodles for now!
strummed the guitar at 11/04/2004 01:42:00 PM
