Thursday, September 30, 2004
blogging again.. god.. i seem 2 b blogging at the wrong time of d yr.. when exams r like months away, i dun blog.. now oni got 2 weeks b4 first paper, i blogging frequenly like shit.. niwae, for evrione who's exams r starting, or in mid process, or over leadi, gd luck.. a word of advice.. during paper, keep ur head.. dun panic.. n when it comes to writing, like humanities n languages, dun slack.. dun bcome like me.. last ten mins den i start going "motherfark!" n start writing at a proper pace.. tsk tsk.. dun du dat.. hmm.. wad else to say arh? oh yar.. 4 d people who r having their first paper 2moro, (say, geography and english paper one?), if ur reading this like rite now, u ought 2 b mugging.. lolz.. niwae, 2dae got 2 tests.. kanin*.. common tests comin n their givin tests.. physics practical n maths.. both r like 25% of continual assesment.. continual assesment makes up 60% of my grades, d other 40% is frm common tests.. so dat means.. d tests junnow was like wad, erm, 15% of my total grade? not bad sia, 15% of maths flush down d urinal juz like dat *snap*.. gd job..
oh yar.. junnow during lit.. quah told adly to get out koz she wanted 2 speak to him.. screw him actually.. she gave us poems to do n all dat crap.. but when she got out, geng yu n chin yee opened d ventilation windows (d ones facing d corridor, rite at where quah was outside) n we all cheered adly on.. n we wrote "ADLY ROX" on d whiteboard, to offend quah.. we at first did d "kemama" cheer.. such a funni name.. so chin yee n geng yu n us were like.. "3! 2! 1! ADLY KEMAMA" "OLEH OLEH AH! AH!""ADLY KEMAMA" "OLEH OLEH AH! AH!""SHAKE IT UP!" "YEAH!" "SHAKE IT UP! "YEAH!" "SHAKE IT UP!" "ALRIGHT!!"
den quah came in.. she told us to keep quiet.. den when she went out we laughed n den did d "paedophile" cheer (its a class thing.. coz there's this paedophile named THomas who hangs ard bishan preying on RI boyz, so we made a tribute to him lah.. we got a cheer, trademark, anthem n a clan associatd wif him).. but we stopped d cheer halfway, coz it was irrelevant to adly.. den me n chin yee started d "ichiban" cheer/chant, followed by moz of d class..
"ADLY ICHIBAN SAT SAT BO CHIO WAH SEY!"(mayb got spelling error.. but sumthin like dat lah)
but shortly afterwards quah came in nscrew us.. she said she cud hear our niose frm outside.. it was like a du'uh.. cheers were meant to be loud.. n dat was like our "across class" voice oni arh.. i.e, not far louder den our normal voice.. lolz..
later on fahd(my evil twin brother/ english/literature & philosophy rep) told us dat quah told him she was a bit sad coz d class was supporting adly.. n she said fahd was hurting her when he told adly "Nice one!".. ouh well, dats wad u can expect from the first teacher of Raffles Institution.. lol.. wait, dun take it seriously.. itz juz a joke, saying dat she's damn freaking old.. (c'mon lah.. d institutionw was founded in 1823!) lolz..
science was next.. we swapped biology wif physics.. so went to physics lab to do practical test.. quite easy lah.. hope to ace it.. must ace it..
history was a bit boring.. watch video on sumtin abt d politics befor merger or sumthin like dat.. mr erik koh kept pausing d video here n there to explain sum stuff.. n each time he did, funni thingey happened.. first time he paused, lee kuan yew face close up.. the elvis way.. second time, lee kuan yew froze in d middle of his track, making him look like moonwalking.. third time was david marshall close up.. looks like einstein.. lolz.. n all d way i was eating fung shing's nuts.. oi! y staring at me liddat?!.. he bought a packet of Tong Garden fried peanuts frm d vending machine on top of d library, next to dining hall.. i ate like quite a few.. now im like dabbing Oxy 10 all over my face.. lol..
recess d whole school got free bufet.. not bad lah d food.. but not good either.. Revada was d catterer.. a du'uh.. well, at least it was free.. forgot to bring down my bottle.. so cudnt refill it wif orange juice/punch/wdv..
nex was oral.. oral communications, dats wad dey call it la.. n i had to do presentation.. i chose d topic on paedophiles.. lol.. n got one part of d speech i saed "paedophiles are just like an average person like you and I.." n d class was staring at me.. n i said sumthing like "Now, who is elligible to be a paedophile..", n evrione saed "u".. well, except 4 adly lah.. he was sleeping.. nvm, he deserved it.. after my speech, alex appointed me as the head researcher of Force 156.. dis force dedicated to capturing Thomas.. 156 is d bus number dat he owaes ride.. n alex was asking me who shud b d bait for capturing Thomas.. i gave my advice n he accepted it la.. seriously, Force 156 is going to catch Thomas.. Tie him up n bring him to police.. i evn got nylon string/rope in my locker.. got one part of d Force 156 anthem abt it: "The nylon string and iron fists; will lead him to the (police) station".. lol.. but we're gonna do it after our test.. meanwhile, muz concentrate on mugging.. n getting a job! haiz.. my parents r opposing 2 d idea of me working.. especially my dad.. usually my mum is d stricter one, but dis time she is less reluctant..
niwaes, maths test next.. screw up.. *fast forward*
going back home, singgah kat mat room.. return d history book dat i couped for a while.. saw indra, farhan, afzhal n mazlan.. i omoz decided to stay back n ask dem to fine tune my rebana playing.. or to teach me, for dat matter.. i've got a long way frm fine tuning stage.. but since geng yu, syafiq, muhammad n mark waiting 4 me leadi, i went home..
b4 taking train, me geng yu, mark n syafiq went ard bishan lookng 4 thomas.. try our luck.. to no avail.. finally went back home..
juz reach home, fone rang/vibrated/wdf.. saw *id widtheld" or sumthing, as in payphone or private number lah.. tot it was my mum.. but apparently not.. tok a bit.. until d other party ran out of ten cents.. i still feel guilty for like u know, waiting 4 ppl to call me instead of me calling.. haiz..
after dat i showered, siapkan makanan 4 my dad.. den ate with my dad.. mum came back.. i played guitar at my room.. den suddenly, SUMBODY CALLED MY HOME INSTEAD OF MY HP!! (im not angry.. juz, erm, surprised?) lol.. n my mum was looking at d caller-id n wondering.. but lucky my mum havent pick up she put down d fone..
den dat person called my hp.. n i had to whisper la, coz parents like 3m away.. lol.. den my mum happen 2 walk pass my room.. den she happen 2 enter n wonder y was like toking softly on my hp instead of like screaming n cursing.. coz usually oni my schoolmates kol me.. or classmates.. dats where d shouting comes in.. so i told her fahd called.. lol.. n she forgot to ask y 'fahd' called.. coz she was trying to remember who 'fahd' was.. i told her my geog grp member.. see, not lying.. told her he wanted to make sure i handed in d project.. see, not lying(he did ask me abt d project, but like a week ago.. lol).. n i tok to d fone loudly abt a geog worksheet.. see, not lying.. budden in the end, d person wazn fahd.. drops back down to a small lie.. but at least got a whole lots of truth in it..
niwae, muz continue my karangan now.. n mayb i will b mugging geog n english oso lah, like sumone.. so ppl, gd luck wif ur exams.. n i not schooling 2moro, so feel free to kol MY HP if anyone wants a sumthing 2 curse at.. n next week oso u guyz moz prob got test rite? so can kol me oso lah.. but monday got history make-up class till abt 4.30 or 5.. dat means at boon lay at abt 6++.. tuesday 1.30 finish.. wednesday until 3.30.. so boonlay at abt 4.30/5.00.. moz prob 5.00.. thursday 1.30.. fridae 12.45.. sembahyang jumaat.. den balek.. omg, y d hell m i writing all these? y ar? nvm..
toodles for now
.fendy
strummed the guitar at 9/30/2004 11:54:00 PM
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
yoooooooooooohhhhhhhhoooooooooo! haha.. im currently looking 4 stuff on d net, 4 my oral 2moro.. oi, y u all looking at me liddat? oral presentation lah dey! niwae, we r allowed 2 choose any stuff to present on.. ydae i searched 4 michael jackson(sentiase.. lol).. 1/2 hr ago i was looking 4 paedophile.. now i looking 4 "michael jackson+paedophile".. sori mike.. lol.. niwae, 2dae wednesday.. lemme c wad happened.. went back wif arif sec 1, n a pancake pontianak trailing him.. lol.. nvm.. actually she's juz a woman we saw 'met' at mrt.. her face pucat nak mampos.. eh, wrong, pucat macam dah mampos.. lol.. niwae, dats y i called her pontianak.. as for pancake.. erm, nvm.. wait, rewind summore.. first lesson lit.. as usual.. poem.. such a screwed teacher.. i mean, its near common test.. other classes revising, she doing poems.. quote frm geng yu "Quah's so old, that when she was a teenager, she had dinosaurs in her garden".. quote frm azizul " Quah's so old she owes Jesus two bucks.. Quah's so old she has an autoraphed Bible.. Quah's so old that when she was told to act her age, the bitch died.." (these three r classics, many ppl recite em like prayers b4 bed.. altho sum say Adam instead of Jesus).. n quote frm can't remember who "Quah's so old that she got to see the Big Bang" mine "Quah's so old that before God created Earth, she had to rent a room".. enuf abt quah..
after lit was math.. revise congruency n similarity.. n quadratic graphs.. shit.. 2moro test, n im blogging? shit lah.. n we got screwed by maths teacher, cos she said we were noisy.. den she screwed us cos sum ppl changed into p.e shirt n shorts during her period.. lol.. i was amongst the first few who did it.. lol.. change my shirt under my sweater.. n my shorts, juz open lah.. den rummage bag for pe shorts, and wear it.. as simple as dat.. when she's not looking of course.. den after dat was pe
p.e was rugby.. first match against samuel's team.. scary sia.. samuel's team got him, linsen, jason, sylvester, gengyu and.. wait, i forgot d sixth guy.. wasnt suppose 2 b a six a side thing.. but 2 guys frm adly's team(aka d team i m in) cudnt play.. one absent, one injured.. shit la.. lost.. my fault lah.. a bit oni.. first screw up.. wanted to tackle sylvester, but slip n omoz fell.. it was raining.. n sylvester is like the fastest guy in class, n amongst d fastest runners in my level.. so it was inevitable.. but he kena speed limit thingey.. lol.. second screwup.. adly start play.. muhammad called 4 ball.. but d weather in front ogf him wasnt clear.. so adly didnt pass to him, but pass 2 me.. d wet, speeding ball slipped my fingers.. n i was like damn near try-line.. but adly was being nice abt it lah.. he didnt screw me, except sindir me once after da match.. another thing i remember.. geng yu tackled me.. or bumped into me actually.. his chin hit my forehead.. didnt matter.. it worked.. got me.. had 2 turn.. zhun wen n kelvin leadi mauling.. wait, did i get d term rite? nvm, i dun give a damn abt it.. clear d ball 2 adly.. dunno wad happened next.. oh yar.. start of match.. i kena tackle oso.. by sylvester i think.. lol.. n sumwhere near d end got tackled.. cant remember by who..
kay, niwae, mother tongue.. it was shit.. d cikgu wrote d names of all d ppl who owe her work, all d details n all.. i oni got one left.. niwae, i went up in the middle of class n started messing ard.. counting d number of assignments my freinds owe, then rank them.. i did corny stuff n wrote like "Juara: *name*" "Tempat kedua: *name*" all d way till consolation prize.. n bottom i wrote penganjur: cikgu *name*.. n guess wad? da cikgu didnt evn scold me.. wdf.. sum ppl r like pissed wif me rite now.. cos the teacher biased.. n well, IM pissed wif d teacher cos she was biased against dem, n making me look like her pet.. dats fucking unfair! seriously.. n i was oblivious to this until lunch, when i heard farish saying to adly "I bet if I was d one doing the crap dat he(me) did, she wud hav stood up and scold me".. or sumtin like dat.. n i felt damn guilty siak.. n farish is like despising me, coz d cikgu hates him n like "likes" me, in d perception of d ppl in d class.. Farish, if ur reading this, I'm really sorry abt wad happened.. I didn't know how you felt.. I was bz being me in class dat i was oblivious to wad u wen thru.. N you evn went to d extent of hypocracy by making urself align to my ideas so dat cikgu cant screw u.. I'm really really sorry.. N believe me, i hardly say sorry to ppl, except for sacarstic apologies, n this izn one of em. Really sorry. N oso, sorry if I created trouble btween u n Farina.. Didnt expect d kind of msg u wud send.. Sorry again.
well.. toodles for now..
Paedophilia:
sexual attraction in an adult towards children
strummed the guitar at 9/29/2004 10:08:00 PM
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
yeeaaee! get 2 blog again.. lol.. first thing first: I LUV TRIGONOMETRY!!! lol.. no, no, seriously.. I luv trigo.. not bcos [somebody] oso lyke trigo(kaylah, maybe partly.. *dotzy*).. but seriously, trigo rox.. apart frm d long strands of decimals dat comes wif it.. kay lah, actually bcos trigo pop quiz was the first pop quiz dat i got full marks.. 10/10.. lol.. kay lah, im not hao lian-ing, but i juz damn farking happy la.. usually i hardly pass my pop quiz.. im dat bad.. kay lah.. lemme rewind my brain abit first.. den again, my brain nvr works forward.. (was dat suppose 2 b funni? im like so lafing.. *bitch*).. kay lah.. first thing i remember.. farish verified my number.. 9173****.. he was correct la.. but i say wrong.. n den i gave him Farina's number n said it was my number.. n to verify it, d first msg he sent was "TauFuck".. datz wad he kols me la.. lol.. den he found out it was wrong number d nex dae.. n he screwed me 4 it.. merajok.. wdv i say he juz reply "tak percaye".. lol.. budden he lost his fone todae.. so sad.. haiz.. niwae, i hav been buzzing abt wif Chin Yee abt looking for a job.. as in, seriously.. job.. kerje.. work.. money.. kaylah.. but now we still deciding wad job to take.. he first said macs or kfc.. i suggested angmokio Breeks.. den i suggested out of f&b sector n take bookshop assistant instead.. coz he oso got work at bookshop b4.. lol.. child labor.. lol.. he looking for d most profitable.. dats y i tot of Breeks.. coz i familiar wif sum Breekers there.. lol.. my cuz works there.. budden still cant confirm where to work.. coz im trying to look 4 work dat duzn clash wif guitar trainings, or any other stuff.. coz next yr guitar syf.. you see, UNLIKE SOME CCAs, RAFFLES INSTITUTION GUITAR ENSEMBLE HAVE A NAME TO LIVE UP TO, coz we've been bringing in gold for like since cant remember when.. unlike sum cca, nvr even get near a gold n still boast ard.. wad, sum zone champ crap lah.. wad plate lah.. kay.. *beristighfar* niwaes, i seriously hunting 4 a job to do during d holidays.. i saving up.. if i can get like evn 300 a month i happy leadi.. i take 150, give my parents 75 n my grandma 75.. two months i can get 300.. plus wad i can save up for d incoming month, 50 bucks.. 350 by end of yr.. haiz.. right on budget.. but cannot lar.. surely spend.. muz at least have 400 or 500 by end of yr.. scraed d thing dat i want 2 buy is beyond d price dat i heard frm my source.. btw, its NOT an electric guitar.. dat one i can buy other time, maybe next yr.. altho wif 400 i can get a fender package like hyqel's.. no bad leh d sound.. but no.. not a hp either.. altho im itching 4 dat new siemens fone.. i asked 3 frens of mine abt wad im gonna spend d money on.. n all three went against it.. one of dem said, "ur struggling wif ur guitar syf, n u wan 2 play other instruments? better not".. gd point.. but i dun care.. oh yar, 4got.. my 'evil twin brother' was a bit concerned abt me looking 4 a job.. he advice me on a few stuff.. told u he's not evil.. neither is he my twin.. or a blood brother 4 dat matter.. he's juz.. a gd fren.. ( dun wurry, [ur] still my best fren.. :P) o mg.. sesame street advertisement.. argh!! must.. go.. argh!!.. (budget fendy.. budget).. lol.. but seriously, i want 2 watch dat sesame stree: evrione makes music show.. damn cute.. tot of bringing my nephews along.. (wad a gd uncle i am.. lol.. fcuk shit!).. nvm.. wait, seem 2 b 4getting sumthin.. oh yar.. MONDAY, yesterday, finish skool at abt 3.15, 3.30 liddat.. cud hav reached boonlay at 4.30.. but since i told Sumbody dat i wud b at boonlay at 5, i alighted at toa payoh n let one train pass b4 taking another train to continue my journey home.. den i did dat again at city hall.. lol.. n i dragged gregory along wif it.. no, not literally.. u get wad i mean rite?.. haiz, but wasted la.. didn get to mit up.. n greg was asking "Who? x1000".. n my asnwer was "my grandmother", den "my great grandmother", den my"greatgreat grandmother".. n so on.. [btw, dis sunday i got no dk after madrasah..].. haiz, now dat d other party told me not to bother my messenger animore, cant pass msgs leadi.. nvm.. patience.. patience.. p***m** lah patience.. wait, dat was directed to myself.. no offence 2 anyone kay? b*** p*** m** kau s***.. after xams iz not a short time.. k_n_n_b_! nvm..
[oh yar.. one more thing.. i myself nvr use my official name online.. owaes if my real name "fendy" or at least my other names "pj", "blonde", "bitch", "cloner".. y d heck did u link mine under my official name? n long name summore.. "mohd taufiq".. iznt it a bit d akward? i mean I myself feel akward using dat name.. nvm.. it stands out frm d crowd]
toodles for now.. miss [u] like crazy.
strummed the guitar at 9/28/2004 09:33:00 PM
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
finally! can blog again.. secretly as usual.. summary time:
1. mondae had guitar, blah blah.. call.. still regret putting down d fone
2.ydae got malay test, screwed it up
3. suppose 2 b surat kiriman, but i dint finish d surat.. my fisrt screwed up malay test..
4. went hydroponics farm
5. got free bayam(spinach) n sawi(?).. n i bought sum corns..
6. took 156 to d mrt station.. but b4 dat alex n adly got a bit of feud.. bcos of adly's ego..
7. went home wif geng yu, chin yee, muhammad n d new geog teacher
8. speaking abt muhammad, k******* c*********! fcuking bsatard! keling ******! babi ****! *calm down*.. kay lah.. dis is wad happened.. monday i hand in my cerpen, but i let him read first for feed-back.. den he havent done yet, so i gave him ideas for HIS cerpen.. n btw, when i read his, i found out the whole story revolved round MY IDEAS, no elaboration wadsoeva shit.. niwae, dat one i not so angry sangat ah.. but HE COPIED MY STYLE OF WRITING!! firstly, front page.. i hate it when ppl copy my FRONT PAGE! i put my title as ".sebuah cerpen", smack in d middle of d page, plain times new roman.. bottom left i put ".mohd taufiq", *next line*".2c", *nex line" ".2004".. guess wad? HE CLONED IT, except for the dots b4 d lines.. den, introduction.. i put a dialog, or monolog.. one side of a phonecall, den next paragrah i drew symbols n den i went straight to the scary part(my cut-short style).. we r suppose 2 make a cerite hantu.. n guess wad? HE USED MY CUT-SHORT STYLE!.. n den, sumwhere in d middle.. got one scary part, den i made my characther faint.. d sentence was "Mizah rebah. Gelap".. as in, fall, den darkness.. as in sudden darkness engulf her.. faint lah! den guess wad? DAT FAGGOT COPIED IT OSO! n ending.. i put a sudden suspense ending ar.. like d ghost "victim" said goodbye to his cuz b4 going back.. den he said kirim salam kepada pakcik nelayan di kampung sebelah.. den d cuz asked him, "wad kampung sebelah?", if u dun geddit, nvm.. but d point is, its a sudden ending.. n guess wad? DAT SHIT COPIED IT!.. *curses*
9.2dae went 2 skool like normal.. 6 am at train, unlike sumbody who's still showering at dat time.. who ar? who ar?
10. den all crap.. except 4 maths..
11. we were suppose 2 construct sum gizmo crap, but nid straw n cardboard.. my grp, CHIN YEE, GENG YU and MARK didnt bring.. so we ask permission frm ms peh to go get cardboard boxes frm printing rm.. n straws frm canteen.. niwae, we needed oni one box, but we took 5.. n at canteen, we makan.. lol.. pakcik "Kampung Istimewa" got sell new stuff, dory fillet.. me n gengyu were d first to try it out.. n burn our tongues.. d pakcik havent evn put up d sign yet.. lol..
12. went back class rite b4 d period ends.. den it was biology.. watch video.. but cudnt fall asleep.. sum crap abt DNA, RNA, clones..
13. den recess.. no nid 2 go n eat.. full leadi..
14.CLE, but actually it became assembly, cos got switch.. outsiders came 2 tok abt pornography.. been there, done that..
15. after dat, for RE suppose 2 hav free period.. but skool arrange a tok 4 us..
16. n it was abt..*drumrolls*.. FINANCIAL PLANNING!! yeeaee! i was damn enthu abt it.. lol.. maklumlah, zaman budget.. lol..
17. after lunch i do geog wif fahd..
18. went back wif farish.. walk frm skool all d wae 2 mrt wif my jacket on.. too lay to take out..
19. dot dot dot.. at dover met kannan.. went back together
20. took 243G, saw fatimah.. smsed her.. regret later..
21. on bus terjumpe zulhilmi's parents.. tok a bit..
22. home bound, still smsing fatimah.. or 2 be exact, she kept asking me abt my relationship wif adilah..
23. divert topic, tok about our skools persatuan budaya melayu..
24. but sumhow, she snapped back to dat topic n ask me abt adilah again.. sumthin like, wait, i 4got..
25. stopped smsing her, cos was doing homework.. I was doing homework..
26. now downloading geog frm mail n burning..
27. toodles for now..
28. SHIT! BLOGSKIN! found one leadi, but no tyme 2 adjust n all dat.. farderrgak
strummed the guitar at 9/22/2004 11:05:00 PM
Monday, September 20, 2004
yawn.. lol.. long time no blog.. hrm.. lets c.. wad telah terhappen 2dae? hmm..
1.woke up at abt 5am
2. kluar rumah at abt 5.30
4.met greg at boonlay, as usual
5.took d 6 oclock train
6. played wif nabil's new fone.. cant remember wad model
7.at bishan, me greg n anand visited (again) d spot where d recent death-on-track happened
8. reach skool.. no la no, reach home.. *deflates*
9. let muhammad read my cerpen hantuboth versions.. title '.sebuah cerpen'.. classic giler!
10. went assembly.. i didnt raise d national flag, unlike sumbody (ehrm ehrm?) 4 god's sake im in rige, not sum uniform guy.. where can raise flag?
11. CLE, boring.. met new form teacher
12. Literature.. boringer.. more boring.. wdv.. poems again..
13. PE.. rugby module.. do all dat maul, rug, scrum n all dat crap la.. didnt bother 2 learn a thing..
14. play soccer during reccess
15. i screwed d game.. lol.. tackeled my own team-mate, twice.. n d two guyz were like amongst d better players in my team.. n i tackled dem.. proves wad? im an ass..
16. spent 10 mins of physics in d toilet, changing
17. ate during physics.. lol.. not my fault i got hungry..
18. mother tongue.. lol.. i came a bit late.. went 2 wash face first.. den arif sec one nak carik pasal.. kept trailing me n calling me poser bcos of my sweater.. n den suddenly mention sumbody's name.. nak kene siak budak ni.. budden got mother tongue, so muz sabar..
19. blooper.. cikgu tanye pasal lambat.. aku cakap ade 'aral melintang di tengah jln".. den she ckp "abeh 2?" den i said sori, den she ask again, den i saed "saye janji tak buat lagi'.. den she ask "abeh tu, slalu masok klas buat ape?" den i realised, she all she wanted was 4 me 2 greet her oni la.. aku pegi bodoh cakap sori ngan ckp janji buat lagi semue.. anwaar n muhammad n farish was like lafing at me.. bodoh
20. lunch ate boiled noodle.. mee rebus la siak.. got sell ice-cream.. mat kool n other wall's crap.. telling myself "sabar.. sabar.. under budget.. sabar".. grr..
21. music lesson
22. guitar practice.. went to the gymnasium complex, went up the stairs.. go guitar room take Bass 1.. *curses*.. d rico (ri chinese orchestra) go n put all their drums n crap in the room.. kena invasion..
23. went down staircase.. walk across d skool to junior block.. go seminar room 8..
24. den realised dat basses were supposed 2 b at seminar rm 7, wif d altos.. sem rm 8 was 4 primes.. paiseh paiseh..
25. lepas guitar, put back d guitar.. lol.. no la no.. throw away into recycling bin..
26. went mat room(kay! fine fine! not mat! malay rm.. or actually, PBMIR room.. lol)
27. letak barang-barang(wait, wad barang2? oni my bag wad).. bukak almari, ambek anak..
28. sedak, teros maen.. but i was more of doing injustice to d anak den playing it.. play nonstop 4 2 mins.. den realised missed call.. shit! dat number..
29. decided 2 risk it n kol.. for like 56 secs oni conversation..
30. played summore anak.. den dengar suare arif kat toilet bawah.. den i go toilet la.. wad else?
31. got caught in a water battlefield.. den ambek air sembayang
32. dah kat rakaat 3, si arif borhan said sonofa*********** suddenly laf.. abeh ketawe tegolek2 depan aku.. i oso laf la
33. got iritated, smack him wif sejadah
34. dah sembahyang, bukak anak nye sedak teros blah la..
35. go home.. my cuz kol me.. a veri close cuz, but long time no contact.. we tok abit abt my studies.. den suddenly.. ade line.. lol.. saw d number, told my cuz got important kol coming in, so i ended d conversation n picked up d other line.. (c? analyse my priorities.. who's kol over who's? lol)
36.den tok
37.n tok
39. all d way till home.. n dats like an hr..
40. but not a smooth conv.. i had 2 put down once 2 kol my mum.. den kena cut once cos no reception.. den kena cut anthr time, cant remember y..
41. felt reluctant 2 put down fone, but had to..
42. now im here.. waiting 4 2moro
PS: tanx 4 koling.. tho it shud hav been me who was supposed 2 call [u], not [u] kol me.. haiz, nvm.. there's owaes nex time..
shit! suppose 2 change blogskin.. somebody request.. nvm, nex time.. mayb i shud put ricky martin? lol.. elvis presley? abba? beegees? john travolta? charlie chaplin? hitler(??)? or my potrait(bleargh)? or juz.. a guitar(*lighbulb*)?
strummed the guitar at 9/20/2004 11:01:00 PM
Friday, September 17, 2004
finally got 2 blog.. but muz b quick.. got physics test junnow.. lol.. n guitar practice(yeeaee! d coach for once nvr scold me..).. now guitar oni got 2 malays.. me n ari.. khairulanwaar? he trying 4 rugby.. n my seniors were leady mocking him.. haha.. kos i saed he trying out, but if he cant get accepted, he'll join back guitar.. n they replied "there's no place for ppl like him here".. lol.. let me giv an explanation 4 dat.. if a guy iznt eligible to evn b a loser/scum/egoisticshit, wad makes him thinks he deserves a place in d ensemble? d best ensemble for d most recent syf? wait, lets not tok abt d ri nibori ensemble.. if he duzn deserve to b in rugby, he betta not join any other cca.. kay lah.. dats d elaboration of d meaning of my senior's reply.. i wun say wads my opinion la.. but lets juz say i dun disagree.. lol.. niwae, trying 2 recall n summarise things dat hav been happening dis few days.. hmm.. first thing i remember was jumping over d 243W railing at d interchange n dashing to 243G bcos sumone came back frm pasar mlm so fast.. [who ar? who ar? lol..] n my msngr is getting inaccurate.. haiz.. gtg.. toodles 4 now
PS: [u] going jp or not?
strummed the guitar at 9/17/2004 09:15:00 PM
Wednesday, September 08, 2004
yawn.. 10.43.. doing maths.. kayz.. i'll sum up 2daes events la.. trying 2 stop being long winded..
1. woke up at 0855, waited for a kol frm maisarah.. koz khairul told me to tell her to inform me whether she's going to jamaliah's party, so dat i can inform khairul.. confusing? nvm..
2. she didnt kol
3. after shower, breakfast n all dat crap, mugged
4.mugged physics first
5. eh wrong, physics was yesterday.. biology was first.
6. den geoghaphy(geog.. god, i miss hussain)
7. den took out maths..
8.didnt mug much.. was bz facilitating maisarah n khairul.. lol.. nvm..
9.went out to buy present 4 jamaliah(her party was like in 2.5 hrs time frm d point i went out to jp)
10.since i was rushing, i 4got 2 change my shirt n didnt realise it till i was at jp..
11.diadora track pants.. yellow shirt wif horizontal black lines.. (bumblebee is so not my style.. god, im gettin bitchy)
12.niwaes, went to 4 shops 2 buy her a gift n run my mums errand simultaneously..
13.at cards n such saw dis cute display.. of miniature guitars n such.. reminded me of [sumone].. wait, i've owaes had [sumone] on my mind..
14. back home
15. makan
16. siap2 to go jamaliah's party
17.walked wif my mum 2 busstop, since my mum is going pasar n taking bus
18. raden khairulfadly finally arrive
19.kol maisarah
20. saw her at traffic lite, she was waving at me mcm tak pernah nampak orang gitu.. lol
21.took 242
22. den she told me "u shud have brought [her] along".. n i was like *raise an eyebrow*
23.niwae, at jamaliah's block we sat at d staircase 4 like 15 mins, cos we didnt noe which door was her door.. n none of us dare to knock
24. no one dared kos well, maisarah wasn't officially invited, khai claimed he wasnt either.. n me? i was sitting like a drug addict on d floor..
25. after 15 mins i finally walked up to jamaliah's house n knock(actually, i beri salam)
26. told myself "see, dat wasnt so bad"
27. played a lame game wif khai n mai after eating(sumthin like truth or dare, but dis is totally crapp.. mai was so slow.. n dey ask me dis question abt who i like or who i wud like to marry crap.. n dey answered demself.. lame )
28. had a cake war
29. spent 2 mins cleaning my face frm d white 'foundation'.. (seriously, d cream felt like Redearth foundation make-up.. ur asking "how u know"? i used b4 lah.. duh.. complete ngan blush, maskara, lipstick n glitter thingey..)
30. played truth or dare or sumtin like dat on d wae to d bus stop.. n all d question dey ask me all revolved ard [sumbody].. *deflates*.. n i gav dem crappy answrs.. eg. 'wad wud u do if u saw [her] wif another guy, smooching n holding hands?' my answr, " I'll borrow a highheel shoe from anybody wifin a mtr radius from me n throw it at dat guy.. or mayb i juz use my own shoes.. wait, betta not, or i wun hav any shoes to wear to skool" crapp rite? but i think i'll do dat la..
31. balek rumah
32. gi ngaji.. lol..
33. mug
34. here i am..
hmm.. 34 main points? i'll fail my ringkasan.. niwaes ppl, got my skoolmates who r using '.frendy' n '.freddy' to tag ard.. those r my evil triplets.. ignore em.. grr.. frendy.. ill kill sadiiq.. n whoever who types out dat name anywhere.. apart frm me.. shit.. wait.. i think SUMONE linked my blog as .f[R]endy.. grr.. nvm..
strummed the guitar at 9/08/2004 10:42:00 PM
Saturday, September 04, 2004
*crack*.. woops.. there goes my finger.. {don't bedek! god.. long tyme nvr use dat phrase}.. kay fine.. not funni.. yawn.. freaking tired.. juz now reach skool at abt 0740++ or 0750.. for dk.. went to skool in pe kit n windbreaker, so i looked kind of nude.. lol.. but i pulled down my shorts a bit lower.. so not so nude.. lol.. niwae, went straight to cikgu's rm.. got anwaar, adly, syafiq n sum sec ones inside.. wait.. afzhal oso inside.. but can't remember who r d sec ones there leadi.. i think zul, arif n halim.. if i not wrong la.. niwae, fast forward.. dk starts.. wait, haven't say wad izit 4.. its for open house.. kay.. rewind.. niwae, dk start.. d first thing i remeber was adly complaining coz we had to perform AT THE PORCH.. *curse in Gibberish*.. we were expecting attrium.. n sum mics.. but no mics.. no sir.. no mics wadsoever.. n no decent place to perform either.. kay.. adly was juara, kos farhan got softball.. niwaes, mazlan was d rebaner.. as in rebana-er.. rebaner.. nvm.. he played d freaking rebana la.. nabil was maraccas.. wait, was dat d correct spelling? nvm.. naim was d gonger (gong).. wait, i think his name i spelt wrongly.. tho pronunciation is d same.. anwaar, khairul, syafiq, me, sadikin, arif, fawas, halim, zulhairy, afzhal, hanif were awoks.. wait, did i miss anyone out? nvm.. niwaes, d first performance was erm.. not up to standard.. timing was off.. (Later on Indra tot/told Mazlan to do "beat-corrections" in d middle of verse to adapt to awok's off beat).. n niwaes, starts wif tepuk 10.. n i started launging.. laonging.. launging.. wdv.. n others continued.. (chak chak chak chak eeeeehhh.. ewah.. ewah.....) n a bit more ewahs.. n den comes d part i scared most.. dey laung ehrm ehrm's name.. -__-".. niwaes.. d wierd thing was i dun relli feel comfortable abt it, but im d one who starts d laung.. haiz.. niwae, after tepk 10, do juara.. n after dat, another tepuk 10.. wif d same laungan.. haiz.. n den after it ended, adly went "Rewind", n ANOTHER tepuk 10 commenced.. wif d laungan.. haiz.. niwaes, each performance got 3 tepuk 10.. wif laungans.. n we got like 5 performances thru d day.. dat means 15 tepuks wif dat laungan.. but i tried to drown d laungans for sum time, but finally gave up.. n i omoz wanted to join in dat part of d laungan.. [i mean, its not evriday i can shout out [ur] name in skool.. in front of like lots of peeps.. woops.. sowee].. niwaes, after d last performance, we change back to our normal clothes.. im not saying d dk one wasnt normal.. i mean, its green, wif sum glittery part.. n got headband sumore.. but it was old.. lol.. niwaes, went to mat room.. den syafiq cleaned up.. den i follow.. den khairul follow.. i bawak carpet wif khairul n hang it at d railing.. n i jemor d rebana oso.. lol.. niwae, 2 cut d story short.. later on afzhal, mazlan & farhan oso join in to clean up.. n arif oso.. n another sec one i think.. niwaes, we swept.. cleared cupboards.. rearrange.. move out carpets.. den sweep again.. n fix d fan (mazlan did it).. n den d fun part.. watering d floor.. as in cuci la.. du'uh.. niwaes, i missed dat part cos at dat time my fone rang.. or vibrated.. wdv.. n i checked out d number, n i hyperventilated.. no la.. i got over my hyperventilations leadi.. wait, i nvr hyperventilated b4.. seriously.. except for once during one dk session recently.. dunno y.. niwaes, my [old fwen] called.. n we tok.. n tok.. n tok.. n talked.. n suddenly, came.. Sir Elangor.. d security guard.. he came kos arif was screaming.. lol.. n i told him we were cleaning d room.. n crap crap.. n he gave us another hour to clean up.. niwaes, i was still on d fone, so i juz continued toking ah.. n den dat black shit shout at me.. wat bercinta crap or sumthing la.. bullshit.. blackshit, to b exact.. like he nvr c ppl use handfone b4.. niwaes, sumhow, d mats got my fone... mazlan pinned me down.. n syafiq was like toking on my fone.. to my [fren].. n he was like toking his normal crap.. n btw, his normal crap= not so normal.. it was damn.. shocking? he spoke to my [fren] as gayingly as he talk to ri mats.. *shiver*.. my god.. i mean, evn mazlan n afzhal was amazed.. shit.. niwae, i got back d fone.. n i had to walk all d way to junior block, to get my books frm my locker.. n i was still on d fone.. n *fast forward*.. i was still toking.. n den at d third floor sumthin unexpected happened.. sumthing dat made me drop my lock.. lucky nvr hit my toe sia.. kos i was barefooted.. niwaes, i was like stunned for like 5 seconds.. den i *looked at my watch*.. september 04.. 5.49pm.. n i froze again.. no, actually i melted.. n melted.. den my dad kol.. spoiler.. haiz.. so niwaes, my father fetched me.. so i had to end d call quite abrubtly.. haiz.. dats all i guezz..
[sorri abt my friends juz now.. dey r owaes like dat.. most of dem.. n sorree coz i had to end d call.. my dad's fault..] [one more thing.. i was like jumping on my bed when i got home.. lol]
strummed the guitar at 9/04/2004 10:06:00 PM
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
Disguising under history project.. haiz.. niwae, tchr’s day was okay lah ydae.. wait, i mean tchrs day celebration.. but was a bad dae for me.. start oleady got bad news.. my msgr lah.. he told me dat dis sumone wasnt coming back to wherever place.. haiz.. n hullet lost house cup.. to moor.. despite dramafeste n track n field.. niwae, to tchrs day.. at RI, d special highlight was when a few female tchr’s dressed like rockers n performed a song.. if im not wrong d song was "hate myself for luving u" or sumthing like dat.. wait.. i seem 2 b 4getting sumthing.. have i posted abt sundae? Nvm.. wait.. checking mail.. yeeaee! RIPC(ri Photography Club) got D70s at last.. u noe, d Nikkon D70? D black one? In tv? Black stallions n all dat? Nvm.. niwaes, y m i getting out of point? Niwae, tchrs day at ri was a bit short la.. d celebration i mean.. brought guitar to skool.. juz a Yamaha C360.. so called "not as gd as" den a C40.. but still i prefer MY C360 then RIGE C40.. kayz.. niwaes, can’t remember much of d celebrations.. after handing in my kefahamaans/stuffing it into pigeon hole (during tchr dae? Gd lord!), met anand n greg behind hall.. den changed up to bermudas n class jersey.. damn paiseh.. their class jersy addidas climacool or sum crap.. mine was Line 7.. orange n black.. but its still 2C class jersey.. so IM STILL PROUD OF IT.. evn though i still regret putting 96 instead of 24 n i still havent forgiven saadiq for d "r" dat he added in my name.. n one more error.. d full-stop b4 my name somehow was floating, instead of grounded at d base.. nvm.. crapped mood.. niwaes, after changing up, went to Junction8.. ate long john silver.. their fish wrap sux.. n my order (n greg"s order) was delayed 4 like 15 mins.. racism.. lol.. nvm.. niwaes, went back to pioneer by d north bound train.. up ang mo kio.. yio chu kang.. kranji.. bukit gombak.. BUKIT BATOK.. Jurong east.. jump!.. c. Garden.. lakeside.. boon lay.. JP.. den met kannan.. we (4 of us) went to collect d present for ms ng n mrs cheah at JP.. den kannan chipped in sum money, which wasnt as planned, n we got another gift.. so it bcame a foursome gift instead of a threesome.. lol.. den went pioneer.. met robiah n her friend on the bus.. shit.. forgot dat azim told me to kirim salam kat robiah.. niwae, we went to mit ms ng.. den mit mrs cheah.. den went gek poh macdonalds.. den mit up wif rv ppl.. god.. eng kwan grew.. finally caught up to my height.. kay.. den me greg n anand finally told karen dat we hav been pranking her for like a month.. long story.. basically i pretend to b a total stranger from RI n acted as if i fell for her.. n she believed.. flirt.. n guess wad? B4 we told her, we told ms ng n mrs cheah.. we tot mrs cheah will tell us dat we r mean or sumthin.. but mrs cheah told us(or me actually), "Keep up with the good act!".. lol.. niwae, karen did not jump down frm d mcdonald window or drown her head in d toilet bowl, much to our relieve n dissapointment.. niwae, fatimah, zul, rizza n dis mat was oso at macs.. but didnt relli tok much wif dem.. Sorri guyz, im not so comfortable mixing around wif a certain stuck-up someone in ur table area dat dae.. (he thinks his skool is damn bloody good).. niwaes, later on went to watch bourne supremacy wif ms ng, anand, hui min, greg, xinyi n myself.. haiz, six peeps oni.. n greg told me "ask ur apostrophe gurl along la".. its kind of a long story.. got dis gurl from pioneer primary.. my ex classmate.. sumhow, one of d RI mats knew abt her, n well, now the whole PBMIR knows her name.. n sumhow they associated her n me n the word "together".. hmm.. kind of weird, kos ppl at madrasah oso associate me n her together.. n greg n anand sumhow know abt it but dunno her name.. so they call her my apostrophe gurl, cos her name starts wif dat character.. gd lord.. wad did i get her into? N speaking of together, fatimah suddenly asked me a very surprising question at mcdonald.. she asked, " Taufiq, u n ...... got sumthin going on izit?" n i was like saying to myself "Erm.. wad?".. n she said dat kos DAT PARTICULAR GURL floods my tag-board.. lol.. eh wait.. juz realised one thing.. she’s d same gurl.. lol.. my god, how bad can things get? Veri.. i mean, all (or almost all) of d malays in RI know her name.. my whole class knows her.. my madrasah classmates know her.. now evn more ppl is putting their attention on her/me/us/wdv.. oh yar.. n greg even told mrs cheah abt it.. n mrs cheah evn tried figuring out who she was.. nhood skool.. 3 syllable.. haiz.. nvm.. niwaes, what has all these got to do wif tchrs dae? Nvm.. oh yar.. at d end of d day, mrs cheah smsed greg to tell me to relli go stead wif karen.. lol.. n i replied to greg "Sorri.. im not so in to multi-racial relationships.. can get complicated.. lol.."
( .y weren’t u there?) :: .sigh ::
strummed the guitar at 9/01/2004 11:17:00 PM
